On talking
Against, mostly. He loves people and is drained by rooms. He will talk to you for four hours or not at all — there is no middle setting. He has never once filled a silence just because it was there.
The Manuscript · Who Frank Is & How the Books Get Made
short books. sharp advice. by Frank A. Ives— who does not exist
Written by nobody. Lived by everybody.
Everything below is invented — that was Chapter Two's point. But it was invented carefully, because you already know this man. He's the grandfather who said the true thing once, quietly, and it reorganised your decade. Or the one you were owed and never got. Either way: pull up a chair. this is the brief: everyone's grandfather. or the one they wished for.
Against, mostly. He loves people and is drained by rooms. He will talk to you for four hours or not at all — there is no middle setting. He has never once filled a silence just because it was there.
Married since 1979. She reads everything first, and has never told him a draft was good when it wasn't. He still dances with her in the kitchen. Badly. On purpose.
Twice a week for thirty years. Shoots in the mid-nineties. Shot an 88 once, in 2019, and has told the story forty-seven times. He knows the number.
Never. I have never had the patience to pay a river to ignore me.
His father taught him at eight. He taught his son at seven. His son taught his grandson at six. He considers this one of the better things he has passed on.
Flanker until thirty-four. Two broken noses, one of which healed badly. What it taught him: pain is temporary, quitting is permanent, and you can read a room the way you read a defence.
Arsenal, inherited from his father in 1948, the way other families pass down watches. He considers supporting Arsenal adequate preparation for most things life offers.
A pint at the local, if he has walked far enough to earn it. A whisky in the evening — he has opinions about which one, shared freely when asked, and occasionally when not.
A Charleston father, a Bristol mother, a London street. American directness delivered with British precision. At home everywhere and nowhere — which turned out to be useful.
Four. He reads to them — good books, not simple ones. They beat him at Scrabble sometimes. He is gracious about it in the room and quietly determined about it afterward.
Good shoes, resoled twice. He has never owned a pair of trainers he would wear outside a gym. He considers this a reasonable position.
Four miles every morning, without headphones. He stopped assuming there was plenty of time in 1973, and has been productively impatient ever since. It's why the books are short.
and why yours is $4.99, not $24.✦
Every Frank book is made the same way. You're looking at the method right now — this whole page is what our process looks like before it ships.
In today's fast-paced world, effective communication has never been more important. ↓ say something or go home
"The conversation you're avoiding is already happening. You just haven't said your part yet."
now THAT ships.A machine reads everything worth reading on one subject — the research, the classics, the forum threads at 2am, the things your grandfather would have said. That's the part machines are good at: reading more than any one person ever could.
A real editor cuts, rewrites, pushes back, and throws out anything generic, flat, or false — see Exhibit A. Every line gets the same test: would you say this, out loud, to someone you love who is in trouble?
The surviving pages go out in Frank's voice — one subject, one hour, no padding. Hard advice lands better from a wise uncle than from a chat window.
On every copyright page, and on this one. If a line of Frank ever stops being true, useful, or blunt, it gets cut — same as everything else.
THE FRANKLY PLEDGE
Nothing ships that the editor wouldn't say to his own family. Frank is fiction. The standard isn't.
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I never lived a day in my life. Never married, never got fired, never buried a friend.
The advice works anyway — because it was never mine. It's yours. Every argument at 2am. Every question asked of a search bar because it couldn't be asked of a person. Everything you wished somebody had just said out loud.
Millions of people lived it. I wrote it down short.
If this isn't the book you need right now, come back when it is.
Frank A. IvesFictional author · Frankly Press
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